The Newest iPhone Makes Life Interesting

Oh, dear iPhone, you certainly make life interesting!

A few months ago I purchased the newest iPhone 6s, and it has been an interesting experience! There are frequent system upgrades that I have to perform on it. If I don’t run the upgrades, it does not allow me to make and receive calls, or texts, and acts crazy in general. Even if I do run the upgrades, it still runs crazy. I try to blame it on solar flares, giving Apple the benefit of the doubt, but I’m not really sure if it is solar flares, or hackers, or if the phone haunted by evil spirits, or if it is simply poorly designed. I wish that Apple would send me a text when an upgrade is needed – sometimes I don’t know an upgrade is needed until I am far away from home, and in the middle of something, and need my phone to be working properly. When performing an upgrade, I can’t use my phone. Sometimes the updates only take ten or twenty minutes, but sometimes they take hours! It would be nice to be able to schedule an automatic time for updates to happen, like in the middle of the night, when I’m asleep. But no, I only find out when I’m trying to use my phone, and it is acting crazy! Very inconvenient!

Speaking of crazy behavior, one example is that many times, (several times a day!) when I have the phone resting on a nearby counter, or in the console of the car, I notice, out of the corner of my eye, that it has decided to initiate a phone call with the last telephone number that either called me, or that I had called! I usually notice it fast enough to disconnect the call before it goes through, but sometimes the call is to someone with caller ID, and they will call me back to ask me why I was calling them. When I explain what happened, sometimes I get the impression that they don’t believe me! I wonder if this happens to anyone else……

The dictation feature of the phone gets crazy sometimes, as well. In fact, many times, it stops working completely and I have to reboot the phone, or turn the dictation feature off, then on again. Sometimes that is an indication that it needs an upgrade. Many times the dictation feature does not understand what I am speaking, and types something completely different! For example, once I said “Facebook” and it typed “Face butt.” Yesterday, I was using it to dictate a text message to someone, telling them that I was just getting ready to go into the Giant Food store in Warrenton. This is what it actually typed:

Giant orange zombie
Giant orange zombie

I almost hit “send” before proof-reading it! I can only imagine what the reaction would have been from the person I was sending the text to! What I had actually said was “We are heading into the Giant Food Store in Warrenton.”

Never a dull moment with my iPhone, that is for sure!